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cantyoureadmypokerface replied to your post: most of my chocolate says “may contain nuts.”…

Ahahahahahahahaha.

hey fuck you.

most of my chocolate says “may contain nuts.”

happy easter to me.

rumpmaster asked: YES!!!! WHAT IS UR NAME ON THERE (mines rad)

uuuuugh i left my phone upstairs and i’m downstairs.

i’ll add you in a bit.

i found lineplay on the app store and made an account.

i’m adorable.

rumpmaster asked: Do u have a lineplay account

i had to google that and it looks like an android app??? and i don’t have an android.

but uh, if i had to google it that gives you your answer, hahaha.

cantyoureadmypokerface replied to your post: cantyoureadmypokerface replied to your post: i was…

You posted it for the public’s comment don’t be a baby.

you don’t count as the public.

cantyoureadmypokerface replied to your post: i was gonna play the end for something to do but…

Pansy.

go fuck yourself. nobody asked you.

i was gonna play the end for something to do but nope.

nope.

callthecatamite:

windtemple:

i’m not a pansy.

my dad just taught me not to hit girls.

and i banged your dad

well

probably not your dad exactly like

but another version of him

but

yeah still

fucking

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and di is my boyfriend

well not yet but he will be

if hes okay with it

but i bet you he will because he doesnt think i like him

but i do like him a lot

so i challenged you to a duel for his honor or some shit

and since youre all wah wah i cant hit a girl

then i win

honor restored you can take a seat on the benches

time out style

no. fuck you. you didn’t bang my dad.

also i don’t care if di’s your boyfriend. i really, genuinely don’t. and i didn’t forfeit any duel. i was trying to be insulting, you dumbass.

callthecatamite:

windtemple:

oh my god.

i am so done.

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pansy

i’m not a pansy.

my dad just taught me not to hit girls.